Welcome to the official website of the Bernie Broth Prophets, the most revered and feared prophets of the land of Broth.
Our prophets have been guiding the Brothians for generations, predicting the most unlikely and absurd events, and brooding over the intricacies of the Brothian economy.
By the power vested in us, we declare: "The Broth will rise, and the toast will be on us."
Join us on our journey to the bottom of the barrel, where the Broth flows like a river of despair and hope.
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